Today was the first successful use of the man boob, as Dad likes to call it. Previous attempts resulting in a very pissed child. Today, she was hungry enough that she fell for it and drank it dry. She stared at the ceiling fan the whole time — which is a bonus because when feeding with Mom, she stares at the back of the chair. So Fuller Grandparents, this is your tutorial. Follow the pictures. Milk is in the freezer. Mom & Dad will be back later — deaf.